- Website
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- Description
- Hello, I am the owner of the donkey known as The Bolton Ass. Most people know me as Frank (or @gfb3 if you follow me on twitter). Some call me by other names. I accept people for who they are. (Most of the time.) However, my donkey, The Bolton Ass, tends to let people know how he thinks by awarding them at random opportunities. His two main awards are The Bolton Kick Ass Award and The Bolton Dumb Ass Award. He also likes to tell stories about his historical kin-folk. By the way, he wants me to tell you that he encourages nominations for future awards and might be swayed to present an award or two if your bribe is generous enough.
![THE ASS IN THE LION’S SKIN “What pranks I shall play!” thought the Ass, “In this skin for a Lion to pass;” But he left one ear out, And a […]](https://www.theboltonass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/AssLionSkin.bmp "The Ass in the Lion’s Skin by Æsop"){kind=small}
![The Bolton Ass is proud to present the Kick Ass Award to Business Columnist William Bruce and Lagniappe Mobile, Alabama Lagniappe has been publishing bi-weekly newspapers in Mobile, Alabama since […]](https://www.theboltonass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/20110808Kick-Ass-115x115.jpg "The Bolton Ass Kick Ass Award #0000003")
![Most people think Vulcans made First Contact with Earth in 2063. Some think it was in 1957 at Carbon Creek. However, I’ve got proof that Spock visited Earth in 1952! Hollywood was […]](https://www.theboltonass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Spock1950s-115x115.jpg "Inside Story About Star Trek’s First Contact. It wasn’t in 2063 nor 1957. It was in 1952!")
![Sixty-one years ago, my donkey’s Uncle Francis became a movie star. Hollywood followed him with cameras during the war and showed their footage to the world. Yes, reality shows existed […]](https://www.theboltonass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/FrancistheTalkingMule-115x115.jpg "Have You Met Uncle Francis The Talking Mule?")
![I am pleased to announce The Bolton Ass Kick Ass Award #0000002 was presented to the Alabama Deep Sea Fishing Rodeo of Dauphin Island, Alabama on 23 July 2011. This […]](https://www.theboltonass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/20110723KickAssAward1-115x115.jpg "The Bolton Ass Kick Ass Award #0000002")
![THE ASS AND HIS DRIVER An Ass was being driven along a road leading down the mountain side, when he suddenly took it into his silly head to choose his […]](https://www.theboltonass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Ass-and-his-Driver-115x115.jpg "The Ass and His Driver by Æsop")
![The Bolton Ass is compelled to present the The Bolton Dumb Ass Award to irresponsible parties of BP’s Gulf Oil Disaster. Let it be known to all people that The […]](https://www.theboltonass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/DumbAssAward0001-115x115.jpg "The Bolton Dumb Ass Award #0000001")
![What do you mean you’ve never heard of The Bolton Ass? Well, let me introduce you to this once famous donkey. I found out about The Bolton Ass because Dr. […]](https://www.theboltonass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Horse-vs-Donkey-219x300-115x115.jpg "You’ve never heard of The Bolton Ass???")
![The Bolton Ass presented The Bolton Kick Ass Award to Paul and Sara O’Flaherty during their First Anniversary #MobileALtweetup Dinner. The Backstory: Article 9 of 9. Paul and Sara’s #tWedding […]](https://www.theboltonass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Sara-and-Paul-115x115.jpg "Paul and Sara’s #tWedding ~ The Honeymoon")
![The Bolton Ass presented The Bolton Kick Ass Award to Paul and Sara O’Flaherty during their First Anniversary #MobileALtweetup Dinner. The Backstory: Article 8 of 9. Paul and Sara’s #tWedding […]](https://www.theboltonass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/CakeTopper-115x115.jpg "Paul and Sara’s #tWedding ~ The Reception")